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Urdu Joke SMS Messages

A Memon saves life of an Arab by his rare blood group.
Arab rewards him with a mercedez.
Few days later arab again needed the blood,
Memon donates again.
Arab sent him "Till ke Laddoo",
Memon asked "why not new mercedes?"
Arab replied : "ab marey ander memon ka khoon gardish
ker raha
hai"

Patient: Mjhe bemari hai. Na khaoon tu bhook lagti
hai,
Na soo tu Neend aati hai, Ziada kaam kr k thak jaata
hoon.

Doctor: Saari Raat Dhoop mai betho Theek hojaogay.

Shaadi ke pehle - Ek Duje Ke Liye
Shaadi ke baad - Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye
Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge
Shaadi ke baad - Baaki Log Sukhi Ho Jayenge
Shaadi ke pehle - Chandramukhi
Shaadi ke baad - Jwaalamukhi
Shaadi ke pehle - Maine Pyar Kiya
Shaadi ke baad - Ye Maine Kya Kiya?
Shaadi ke pehle - Ek Duje Ke Liye
Shaadi ke baad - Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye

AFTAB to SHAHRUKH:Tumhe pata hai aab tak ki meri sab se achi perfomance "ANKAHEE" hai.
SHAH RUKH:TO fir aab kiyu Bata rahe ho!!!

K.E.S.C main job ayi ha.sallary Rs 20.000.kerna hai to reply karo.ziada mehnat ka kaam nai hai."bus bijlli ki taron per geella kapra marna hai".bus.................

From: M ALI
Call: 03015089655

Maine apko phone kiya to Network Bola
Murkho ki Duniya Me aapka swagat Hai.
Aap jis Bewkof se Sampark Karna Chate Hai Uska Dimagout of range Hai.

From: majeed
Call: 9392417723

1 car se Popat takra ke behosh ho gaya. Admi popat ko ghar le gaya. Pinjre me rakha. phpat Uth ke bola: AILAA... JAIL ? wo driver Mar gaya kya ?

From: Kunal Walk-e
Call: 9822998810

samandr k kinarebetha kroo,koi na koi lehar to aye gi,kismat na badli to kaya how, kam se kam SHAKAL hi dul jay ge.

From: sana
Call: 03015089655

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