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Smirk & Funny SMS Messages

if u find a friend better or sweeter then me,go ahead i wont stop u,but whn tht friend leaves u,look behind n i will be there 2 kick u,n say "Ho gai Tasalli"

From: Zahid Shah(Qta)
Call: 03337816949

New punishment for mobile owners:
1) Miscall k leye jail.
2) SmS k leye umer kaid.
3) Call k leye Phansi.

Tum mat daroo " Kanjoos" k leye to ik lakh ka innam hey.

From: Sehar Jabeen
Call: 0333-8242024

Tom Curise went to court to prove dat he is da Most, handsome & Smart Guy on Earth.
bBut he failed he Come out Angrily & asked

"Who is Mani Shah?:)"

From: MANI SHAH
Call: 0304-2212282

jast imagine life without girls:
the result markets silent streets empty the police atrest all mobile companies in loss
no sms
no sins
no flowers
no valentine's
no love
no
tensions
no candles
no perfumes
no travelling and all the men direct to heaven.
howz it :)

From: ADNAN EDDY
Call: 03006632664

CATCH HER BY HER WAIST...

BRING HER HOME...

KEEP UR HAND ON HER NECK

PUT UR LIPS ON HER LIPS

& HAVE A ...

...NICE DRINK...PEPSI

LUV U OYE BUBBLY!!

From: khalil_jibran
Call: 0300-2833004

DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS "GUM"
DO YOU KNOW WHO THE HELL IS "GUM"
WHAT WILL YOU KNOW ABOUT "GUM"

BECAUSE

YOU ARE USED TO CLOSE ENVELOPE WITH SLIVA(THOOK) HAHAHA...

From: THE ANIMAL
Call: ANI-MAULED

2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.

From: Naveed Jaani
Call: 03005584833

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever

From: Naveed Jaani
Call: 03005584833

Last night I lay on my bed
Watching the beautiful moon and stars
Then suddenly i thought
Where the hell is my roof?

From: VICKY
Call: 0321-9078797

WHEN THE DEAD OF NIGHT STARTS,
WHEN THE SILENCE RULE EVERY WHERE,
WHEN THE STAR,s AND MOON BECOME TIRED.
WHEN THE WIND BLOWING IN A CALM WAY ,
AT THAT TIME,,,,
Y???
U GIVE ME MISS CALLLL,s
..STUPID..?

From: vinod
Call: 9985688060

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