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Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?
A: A pachydermatologist
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.
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Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.
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Q: What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?
A: Quatro sinko.
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Q: What do you call Santa's helpers?
A: Subordinate Clauses.
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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
A: Nacho Cheese.
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Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A: A stick.
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Q: What do the letters D.N.A. stand for?
A: National Dyslexics Association.
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Q: What do prisoners use to call each other?
A: Cell phones.
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Q: What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
A: Polaroids.
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